Shlog Shirt

From http://www.awesomeshirt.com/having-an-iphone-has-completely-changed-the-way-i-poop/

If a steamer drops in the bowl and nobody ever smelled it...

...did it really exist?

Hello

Hi

For those that dont use paper seat covers...

When wiping the seat before sitting down, you ever stop to think that
a percentage, however small it may be, of the "liquid" you're "wiping
away" is actually being SPREAD around the very seat you seek to clean?

Compatibility

I've just realized how compatibility is not just for computers. Some toilet seats are not compatible with seat protectors. They slide right off. >-(

Viral growth

Viral marketing is truly remarkable. If you project even with conservative estimates and adjusting for market saturation, growth can go through the roof. Amazing.

Stratagem

Montezuma plotted his revenge from here.

-- by SS